roommates: So he stayed for, like, three hours?
me: yeah idk why
roommates: he probably likes you
*throws self on floor*
me: NO NO NO NO I CAN’T DO THIS NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
How'd You Like That
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I Wanna Get Better
I have been hospitalized for depression multiple times in the past few months and am struggling to pay my parents back for the visits, as well as for my own college tuition and medication.